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Graphical Calculator
03:36
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It is 1985, and CASIO
Just announced a new calculator; FX-7000, it graphs
And it also has got programming
422 bytes for you!
I'm such a nerd
I love my calculator
Mathematical, it just works!
Then came along Texas Instruments, they hit it big
TI-81, it was huge
Updates came along, TI-84
It was a success and still is today, now!
I'm such a nerd
Graphical calcuator
Educational, it just works!
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Rhythm Games
03:08
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Standing on the mat, and insert one token
Ready player one, and start!
Arrows falling down, you tap 'em with your foot
This is pretty fun, oh yeah!
You start playing rhythm games all of the day
They help take all anxieties out the way
It is fun and helps you pass a lot of time
And it costs a little, just about a dime!
You are getting good, but there is now a line
Credits running low, oh no!
Guess it's time to stop, hit home from the arcade
You could always go again!
But it's not enough, you need to play some more
Suddenly you run back, bust open the door
Inside you see they have left all the power on
Sneak behind the counter, take a few tokens!
Start playing again in the dead of the night
Who cares about noise? No one!
You think you're alone, can't hear nothing but noise
You see flashing lights, you're screwed!
The police have shown up and caught you in here
You are charged with breaking and entering
You are taken to the local county jail
And then you are charged with a low bail!
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4. |
You are the Robot
03:42
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You are the robot that came here to kill us
We can see that your hands are covered in blood
Got a robotic grin, you want to kill me
Too bad I have access to your mains supply!
(Robot, robot, robot, robot...)
You are the robot, oh no!
You are coming at me, but I'm not shaken
I have played enough games to know what to do
I'll just throw some water over your circuits
Where my cup, oh my God, you smashed my damn cup!
(Robot, robot, robot, robot...)
You are the robot, oh no!
Well great, I can't attack, you took my weapon
I was enjoying the thrill, but then you smashed it
So what am I to do but to surrender?
It is hopeless, I'm lost, you win and I'm beat
(Robot, robot, robot, robot...)
You are the robot, oh no!
Wait, is that just cardboard? You aren't a robot
Who is inside? I must just find out
All this tin foil's thick, I can't break through it
Oh there's a small corner, aha, I know you!
(Robot, robot, robot, robot...)
You are the robot, oh no!
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My Bedroom
03:23
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My bedroom is the safest place in the house
Because I don't ever leave it alone
It has all my valuables inside
On all of my shelves, it's not a surprise
Sleep is not just a hobby, it's a full sport for me
What's the longest I can sleep for?
My record is 16 hours
But then I got woken up by a noise downstairs
I don't ever leave it, it is my bedroom
It has my bed, I use it in my bedroom
In my bedroom I have lots of computer games
To play on all systems ever made
Who needs a social life? I have my games
My bed and my sofa, and thoughts in my brain
This life is a dream, what more could I want?
Complete isolation from the real world
I love it in here, but I feel lost
I have got nobody, not even close
I don't ever leave it, it is my bedroom
It has my bed, I use it in my bedroom
But I just have to make do with my online buddies
I have ultra fast ethernet
So I can chat all the time
Without fear of losing out on the conversation
It is not close to the real deal
But when I have my friends
I just don't feel as much regret as I do when I am alone
Which happens a lot, I don't know
I don't ever leave it, it is my bedroom (*crying*)
It has my bed, I use it in my bedroom
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A Picture of You
03:07
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You walk into the local charity shop
You go to check up on the game section
You walk past the shelf full of old photo frames
But one in particular catches your gaze;
You see a photo of yourself
Picture looking shocked at itself
How did it get here? I can't say
I am just in shock, oh my days
A picture of you is on the wall of a shop
You realize it is only a small mirror
You feel so stupid for being in such terror
But then you turn to face the shelf of the old games
Another frame has its very own claim to fame
You see a photo of your mum
She is wearing shop uniform
Why is this photo just sat here?
You don't know, but this does strike fear
A picture of your mum is inside of the shop
"Hey darling," she says, speaking from just behind you
She has volunteered here at the charity shop
"Hey mum," you respond back, trying to hide the fear
You see a photo of your dad drinking some beer
You see a photo of your dad
You think you are starting to go mad
You see photos of your brother
You and your mum stare at one another
Pictures of your family are now in the shop
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7. |
Gravedigging
03:05
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Digging up the graves with my new shovel
Let's see how many more graves it can draw
Hole one is dug up in a record time
But what is that young couple doing o-over there?
Are they kissing under the light of the moon tonight?
Oh, I cannot let that happen in my graveyard, in my graveyard
I'll bash my shovel through their stupid heads their stupid heads
Oh, put them in the freshly dug grave I just made, grave I just made
Nothing suspicious happening here now
Problem was solved with just a simple pow
No secrets hidden here as of yet
Wait, what is that man doing over there?
Are they drunk or something, alcohol or pet-r-ol?
Oh wow, they just fell into a newly dug grave, newly dug grave
Better make sure they can't leave, dig the soil, dig the soil
And stab the shovel into their big old head, their big old head
Zombies are now rising up from the dead
Just bash my shovel back through their neck
A funeral procession coming through
Now from what I've done there will be a few more
But I won't let that happen, hit the priest and hit the patrons
Steal all of their valuables, dig some more holes, dig some more holes
Drop the bodies in the holes, say nothing more, say nothing more
Make sure to lock the gate door, no more events, no more events
My job sure seems to be busy today
All of the people walking here astray
Shovel's not enough, I need a stronger tool
Time to crack out the old sledge hammer
Bash and thwack and doink, hit the people with the hammer
Shovel up some makeshift holes, hide the bodies with more bodies
No witnesses are present, burn evidence, burn evidence
Job seems to be secure here, I am done now, shift is over
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My Biggest Fear
03:59
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I am scared of everything
All around me, it gives me the
Heebie-jeebies, creepy crawlies
I can't stand it, I can't stand it
I am scared of society
Everybody just judging me
Silently as I walk on through
The town center, the town center
It sounds ridiculous to be
Frightened by everything I see
All around me, everyday
It is hard to even walk around
My biggest fear, my biggest fear
My biggest fear, my biggest fear
My biggest fear, my biggest fear
My biggest fear, my biggest fear
Walking down the road, I see a cat
Oh God, its claws, they are retracted
But at any moment
It could strike for no good reason
I can't risk it, it could kill me
I'll cross the road, oh no
It is crossing too, what shall I do?
I don't like this, I don't like this
It sounds ridiculous to be
Frightened by everything I see
All around me, everyday
It is hard to even walk around
My biggest fear, my biggest fear
My biggest fear, my biggest fear
My biggest fear, my biggest fear
My biggest fear, my biggest fear
All these cars are way too fast
I can't walk near them, what if I
Trip into the road, wheels
Run over my head, and now I'm dead
No, that is too much, I can't handle
Living in Town Square, cars just can
Drive 'round freely, doing wheelies
I'll move away, I'll move away
It sounds ridiculous to be
Frightened by everything I see
All around me, everyday
It is hard to even walk around
My biggest fear, my biggest fear
My biggest fear, my biggest fear
My biggest fear, my biggest fear
My biggest fear, my biggest fear
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9. |
A Wild Ride
04:02
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Ticket barriers are in front of me
Ticket to Manchester Piccadilly
Hop inside just before the doors close
Full speed ahead, I am ready to go!
Choo-choo train is filling up the speed nice
I'll read up on the news on my device
Oh hey, a new theme park is coming soon
A splash park themed around a monsoon
I hope I'm not in for a wild ride
Last train I rode on, I nearly died
Seems to be smooth, I think I'm safe
I hope this train faces no delays
The train is approaching a rail crossing
Turning right, I hear a lot of screeching
An announcement over the intercom
"Attention passengers; something is wrong
We have taken a slightly wrong turn
And brakes aren't working; we can not return"
A sign passes, and so it reads;
"UNDER CONSTRUCTION: UNSAFE TERRITORY"
I know I am in for a wild ride
Last train I rode on, I nearly died
No longer seems smooth, I think I'm safe
I hope this train faces no delays
What's this up ahead? The rail goes up
Then it loop-de-loops, the train erupts (aaah!)
I feel sick, I'm scared for my life
And our train carriage is gaining high
Loop-de-loop is over, now it's
Straight forward to the exit, I can't wait!
Wait, the track lifts up, the end's ahead
We are gonna go flying, I'll be dead
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Meat Mattress
04:39
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Just got a package I ordered today, so
Let's see what's inside, I think I know
The smell of the package fills the air
This is the type of smell that I can't bear
Open up the package just to see
Juice along the floor beside my feet
Wait; this isn't the mattress I had in mind
This mattress is sort of meat-like
No replacements, sold out 'til Tuesday
Guess I'll have to use it for one day
What kind of meat is this, anywho?
Is this some sort of trend that is now?
I'll install it inside my bedframe
Hope the wooden brackets do not stain
This is weird, it makes a squelching sound
Is this type of mattress allowed?
Meat mattress is super squishy, I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep while sleeping in a bed of lamb?
Meat mattress is super squishy, I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep while sleeping in a bed of lamb?
Settling into the bed really feels
Almost relaxing, but it don't appeal
It feels wrong to not know what it is
Made from, but I can not answer this
Without taking a section of my bed
To the oven, heating 'till not red
But that make the warranty void
Meaning no new bed; I'll be annoyed
Maybe I will sample the corner
Prep it, cook it, make it a sauna
How could someone ever purchase this?
Now let's taste it, find out what it is
Am I sleeping on a bed of veal?
This is what it tastes like, and it feels
Just as soft as a fresh plate of beef
Was this mattress marketed to eat?
Meat mattress is super squishy, I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep while sleeping in a bed of lamb?
Meat mattress is super squishy, I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep while sleeping in a bed of lamb?
Let us google what type of meat this is
I hope my conclusion ain't amiss
Oh no, please tell me this result's wrong!
I have been sleeping on human
Human meat supposedly should feel
Like a T-steak and should taste like veal
I better call the police, dear God
This day could not get much more odd
Hello 999, what do I need?
I'm not sure, I really need to speak
A package ordered from online
Was a mattress marketted to eat
But when I tested what it was
Human meat was all that came across
Okay, thanks, police are on the way
They will test the mattress anyway
Meat mattress is super squishy, I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep while sleeping in a bed of lamb?
Meat mattress is super squishy, I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep while sleeping in a bed of lamb?
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11. |
Rolling 'round the Town
03:05
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Rolling 'round the town, I always get to see
People just stop and stare right back at me
I could not figure out what it was about
Then suddenly ideas began to sprout
I'm not riding a conventional vehicle
I am riding sat atop of a tricycle
This explains the disruption that I've caused
And all of the traffic flow I have paused
I'm so fast, I am rolling 'round the town
Holding up all the traffic that's around
I can't stop it, I am going so fast
I am counting the cars that I have passed
Still going 'round the town, but in a new way
I can't stop thinking back to yesterday
New vehicle got my mind in check
And I must make sure I don't cause a wreck
Wait, people are still looking towards
The vehicle mirror; oh damn, of course
Just because I am riding on horseback
Doesn't mean the traffic should be held back!
I'm so fast, I'm still rolling 'round the town
Holding up all the traffic that's around
I can't stop it, I am going so fast
I am counting the cars that I have passed
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12. |
470
03:26
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13. |
Ping Pong
02:40
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I am playing ping pong with my friend
They're really good, a worthy opponent
I have been training for this for weeks and months
I can not believe I am finally here!
Ping pong ping pong
Ping pong ping pong
Ping pong ping pong
Ping ping ping ping
You nearly missed, I can not believe it
I am struggling to hold up this long rally
But when I complete this long game, I'll be the king
Of the ping pong table at the ping pong club!
Ping pong ping pong
Ping pong ping pong
Ping pong ping pong
Ping ping ping ping
You just dropped your paddle, I will win
There is nothing you can do but sit there and sulk
Wait, what are you doing? No, that isn't fair!
You can not hit the ball with your forehead!
Ping pong ping pong
Ping pong ping pong
Ping pong ping pong
Ping ping ping ping
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14. |
Solved
02:39
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Icosahedron England, UK
music. ya know?
wanna contact me to say hi or something else more important?
mgmt@icosahedron.pizza
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