Meat Mattress

from Computer Assisted Disaster by Icosahedron

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Just got a package I ordered today, so
Let's see what's inside, I think I know
The smell of the package fills the air
This is the type of smell that I can't bear
Open up the package just to see
Juice along the floor beside my feet
Wait; this isn't the mattress I had in mind
This mattress is sort of meat-like

No replacements, sold out 'til Tuesday
Guess I'll have to use it for one day
What kind of meat is this, anywho?
Is this some sort of trend that is now?
I'll install it inside my bedframe
Hope the wooden brackets do not stain
This is weird, it makes a squelching sound
Is this type of mattress allowed?

Meat mattress is super squishy, I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep while sleeping in a bed of lamb?
Meat mattress is super squishy, I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep while sleeping in a bed of lamb?

Settling into the bed really feels
Almost relaxing, but it don't appeal
It feels wrong to not know what it is
Made from, but I can not answer this
Without taking a section of my bed
To the oven, heating 'till not red
But that make the warranty void
Meaning no new bed; I'll be annoyed

Maybe I will sample the corner
Prep it, cook it, make it a sauna
How could someone ever purchase this?
Now let's taste it, find out what it is
Am I sleeping on a bed of veal?
This is what it tastes like, and it feels
Just as soft as a fresh plate of beef
Was this mattress marketed to eat?

Meat mattress is super squishy, I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep while sleeping in a bed of lamb?
Meat mattress is super squishy, I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep while sleeping in a bed of lamb?

Let us google what type of meat this is
I hope my conclusion ain't amiss
Oh no, please tell me this result's wrong!
I have been sleeping on human
Human meat supposedly should feel
Like a T-steak and should taste like veal
I better call the police, dear God
This day could not get much more odd

Hello 999, what do I need?
I'm not sure, I really need to speak
A package ordered from online
Was a mattress marketted to eat
But when I tested what it was
Human meat was all that came across
Okay, thanks, police are on the way
They will test the mattress anyway

Meat mattress is super squishy, I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep while sleeping in a bed of lamb?
Meat mattress is super squishy, I feel like I'm inside a pram
Is it morbid to count sheep while sleeping in a bed of lamb?

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from Computer Assisted Disaster, released January 2, 2021

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