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News is at 5,
It's your big day today,
You are going onto the news,
Wash yourself before it is time,
and make sure to brush your hair this time.
It's 3pm, make sure you're there by 4,
and don't forget, to eat before you go,
else you will be very hungry,
and nobody is there to feed you.
You're...
On the news,
Yes, it's true.
Catch the tube,
It's coming through,
You better make sure,
To top up your oyster card before you go,
My, oh, my!
At the station,
You just caught the first train,
You are on time, whoopee for you!
Everything is going to plan,
You'll be there by the snap of your hands.
You just arrived,
Station's 5-minute walk to the studio in Westminster,
Straighten your tie and unscruff your hair,
It's time for you to face your fear.
You're...
On the news,
Yes, it's true.
5 mins till,
You are due,
Make sure you have remembered your answers,
before you hit the studio floor.
You're on the set,
Ready for interviews,
And suddenly, the host walks in,
Your clip mic is clipped on your shirt,
You are asked a question you know well.
"wElL", oh my god,
Your voice just cracked on TV,
Everyone is laughing at you,
You can't undo it you suck!
What will you do now?
You're...
On the news,
Yes, it's true.
Feeling blue,
You've lost the cue,
You've embarrassed your bloodline for generations to come,
Dear god!
This husband and wife duo use excavated 80s inspired synthesized sounds to both exemplify and dispel collective anxiety. Bandcamp New & Notable May 25, 2023